Sandy Robson Books.
"Creating worlds around people, not the other way around. Stories that put us in their shoes and let us take a moment out of our own realities, to run away in theirs."
Wendy Reason woke up on her 30th wedding anniversary with fire ants in her fart-catchers and a half-baked epiphany; if her Adonis husband Wendel says one more lovin’ thang, does one more sweet gesture, is any more attentive or carin’, she’s gonna have to Kill ‘Em.
This is Schitt's Creek meets Dexter, if they were books, he was a she
Wendy Reason woke up on her 30th wedding anniversary with fire ants in her fart-catchers and a half-baked epiphany; if her Adonis husband Wendel says one more lovin’ thang, does one more sweet gesture, is any more attentive or carin’, she’s gonna have to Kill ‘Em.
This is Schitt's Creek meets Dexter, if they were books, he was a she and that she was a sweet, homicidal, menopausal, hot mess.
Set in the mythical mountain municipality of Pleasant County, with its own lingo and lore, Yer Kill’n Me is a dark, absurd, comedic look into one woman’s perfect world, when it all falls apart.
It’s fallen apart because Wendy Reason has changed. She’s not the sweet town Sheriff anymore. She’s found herself on the wrong side of fifty, with fire ants in her fart catchers, irritable bowel syndrome and a burning desire to kill her perfect husband.
As this who done it, who done it to who and who’s next unfolds, it will loosen your laughter, shock your senses and unravel the whole daggum town, leaving you thirsting for more. More murder, more madness and more WENDY!
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The Scandalous origin story of the last true sex symbol.
Hot on the heels of Bone Park and Snow Birds, Sandy dives deep into one of the fan favorites. The Grand Mafia's siren...RUBY!
From naughty to notorious...homeless to home wrecker, harlet to household name. Ruby Hewton (one half of the infamous Buffalo Girls from the Grand-Mafia Seri
The Scandalous origin story of the last true sex symbol.
Hot on the heels of Bone Park and Snow Birds, Sandy dives deep into one of the fan favorites. The Grand Mafia's siren...RUBY!
From naughty to notorious...homeless to home wrecker, harlet to household name. Ruby Hewton (one half of the infamous Buffalo Girls from the Grand-Mafia Series) has a history even more risque than her retirement. The path to fortune and fame is a very crooked one.
New world, new friends, new loves and old demons .
The Scion Memories picks up moments after the end of
The Trine Trilogy, pushing our story forward into a familiar past
full of fates and foes unimaginable.
Separated from their children, The Three find themselves in a strange world with only the strict rules of a vague prophecy to guide them...
but what happens when the rules are broken?
Society made them invisible...that made them invincible.
BONE PARK is the first book in the THE GRAND-MAFIA. series —a two part crime drama set in the 1990's and centered around four women over 60.
But this story isn’t all blood, guns, and gangsters, complex plans and double crosses, mature strippers and sinners…No, at its heart is the
Society made them invisible...that made them invincible.
BONE PARK is the first book in the THE GRAND-MAFIA. series —a two part crime drama set in the 1990's and centered around four women over 60.
But this story isn’t all blood, guns, and gangsters, complex plans and double crosses, mature strippers and sinners…No, at its heart is the story of four women taking back their power, the direction of their lives and refusing to fade away.
Love, sex, dreams, revenge and regrets have no age limit, friendship and loyalty get stronger with time and these four badass broads are about to draw a line in the Florida sand that no one will ever cross.
This is the action packed sequel to BONE PARK. It is the second and final book in the GRAND-MAFIA series.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY, TILL YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
Even though the daily doldrums of retirement, have been replaced by an unexpected 4th act in life, the ladies’ pasts won’t go as quietly.
Love, lust and life on the razor’s edg
This is the action packed sequel to BONE PARK. It is the second and final book in the GRAND-MAFIA series.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY, TILL YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
Even though the daily doldrums of retirement, have been replaced by an unexpected 4th act in life, the ladies’ pasts won’t go as quietly.
Love, lust and life on the razor’s edge comes at a price.
Bernie was forged in this world, Ruby embraced it out of necessity, but for Freda and Opal, this is uncharted territory. How long can this four-handed “Thelma and Louise” crew keep this growing criminal empire afloat before one of them gets caught? How well can each of them keep secrets? Is living outside the law living life to its fullest and what’s worth more, loyalty or a clear conscience when it’s time to face our maker?
IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE FOUR LADIES SING!
Has Celest been kept safe from harm, or have we been kept safe from her?
This is the first novel in The Trine Trilogy, a series that will keep you guessing and turning pages. It pulls on the power of historical and present events to anchor a very unlikely love story. It’s this “toe in reality” storytelling that engulfs you, makes the impact of it hit harder and the need for more—addictive.
How can you save the people you love from evil, when the evil is you?
With the Three’s purpose and the fate of humanity finally
revealed, mankind needs them more than ever, but can their kind stop a destiny created by the gods themselves?
Time, space, love, loss and lore.
Bith picks up right where Celest dropped you off and doesn’t let go.
How can you save the people you love from evil, when the evil is you?
With the Three’s purpose and the fate of humanity finally
revealed, mankind needs them more than ever, but can their kind stop a destiny created by the gods themselves?
Time, space, love, loss and lore.
Bith picks up right where Celest dropped you off and doesn’t let go. It is a heart pounding sequel that continues to deliver the
unexpected and pushes this saga further into the unknown.
How far would you go for someone you love?
Everything is gone.
The Nine, the Harvest and Tron—gone.
Lost in the depths of time and space, Tron is alone, cut off from his others, left alone with the impossible mission of finding his way back. Nothing could ever have prepared him for what lies ahead, because what he has thrown himself into
How far would you go for someone you love?
Everything is gone.
The Nine, the Harvest and Tron—gone.
Lost in the depths of time and space, Tron is alone, cut off from his others, left alone with the impossible mission of finding his way back. Nothing could ever have prepared him for what lies ahead, because what he has thrown himself into is unimaginable.
This is where it all ends.
Where what was found may be lost forever.
This is a weekly look behind the pages of Celest. A place to share thoughts, the process and deeper ideas in the book. SPOILER ALERT!
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